normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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