please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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