new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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