she looked like the bat from fern gully.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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