i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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