I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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