Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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