The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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