you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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