Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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