kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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