Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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