Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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