i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
