we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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