we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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