We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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