Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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