did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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