clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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