Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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