Just mADE A PArabola og urine
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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