Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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