If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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