Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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