I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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