cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
