We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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