You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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