ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
