Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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