to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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