happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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