she looked like the bat from fern gully.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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