Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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