last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
