I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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