this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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