There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
