shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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