then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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