sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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