No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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