My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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