So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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