so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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