Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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