If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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