You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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