We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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