dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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