Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i dont even know how to be here
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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