David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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