Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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