I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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