I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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