what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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