I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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